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These aren't your traditional pool rules! (487) Coastal -Hawaiiana Vintage Hawaii - Hawaiiana
These aren't your traditional pool rules! (487) Coastal
Pool Rules (tongue-in-cheek)


No excessively brief bathing suits (unless you can pull it off...this is a tough crowd).
If you have a contagious disease, do not swim (Go have a beer. Everybody'll know the guy drinking the beer has a contagious disease).
Nonswimmers are to stay out of the deep end. You may be asked to demonstrate your swimming ability (Don't embarass yourself).
No glass containers (only stainless steel martini shakers allowed).
No swimsuit? Your tee-shirt is not adequate under any circumstances (unless you happen to be female).
One person at-a-time on diving board (proof of health insurance may be requested).
No loitering (unless you are making cocktails or have knowledge of CPR).
THE INFLATABLE ZEBRA IS FOR THE KIDS!

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